Halloween Costumes

G'day all you ghosts and gobblin' s -
(I put "gobblin' s like that for the pretty-birds)

Just in time for the rather American festival of Halloween,
I bring ya a costume idea or two:

Joe Biden may wear a wig and a dress and walk
with a limp - he can be "A Weak Sister!"

And Mitch McConnell cannot wear a skeleton costome
- cause he dont want people to see his backbone.

... Have at it - but keep 'em clever!

### Salty

This year I am going as a drunk and belligerent judge with a tendency to harass women over eighteen.

I mean, I should know the law. Right?

What a party it will be.

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Im going as a lawn mower driver. snick

Ye Christ! ... Right-good that I wait and
NOT drink me beer before I read -- - you know the thing!

### Salty

I will go out as che' -

Truly a frightening visage to those who understand about teh mass murderer.

And - watch my back for 'You know Who"!

... Kinda wish some o' you droobs could find the ability
to put down the sword in what's supposed to surely
be a funny thread.

But what are the chances of that?

### Salty

... Kinda wish some o' you droobs could find the ability
to put down the sword in what's supposed to surely
be a funny thread.

But what are the chances of that?

### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

None. This is politics.

ts winn dixie is going as a pregnant nun