Fuck, marry or kill......

1. Rosie O'Donell

2. Barbara Walters

3. Oprah

Fuck - O'Donell .. then I'd dip my dick in some bleach.

Marry - Oprah, only because she's rich.

Kill - Walters. .. She's old, why not. .. I kid.

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Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Rhea Perlman.

That would make me a serial killer

Damn! What a selection...can I get a peek at the second string?

No matter how you slice , nobody will fuck Rosie O'Donnell

Now, on a related subject, I would gladly stick my dick in Cretin O'Donnell's mouth. Imagine that, get a blow job while sparing my fellow men from hearing her idiocies.

G

...you guys, it's a game. You answer, and then you name three for the next person to answer, and so on.

Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Rhea Perlman. Originally Posted by Mr No Confidence

Fuck - Whoopi Goldberg because she's the best of the three options and that ain't sayin' much
Marry - Joan Rivers because she's about to die anyway
Kill - Rhea Pearlman because I am afraid of midgets in much the same way that many of you are afraid of clowns.

Janet Reno, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Grace

Janet Reno, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Grace Originally Posted by Dannie

Fuck - Grace .. easy.

Marry - Clinton .. only because marrying Reno would make me the woman in the relationship.

Kill - Reno .. she would probably just take the bullet like the Terminator.

For you ladies and brave men ..

Stephen Hawking, Michael Moore, Morgan Freeman

Stephen Hawking, Michael Moore, Morgan Freeman Originally Posted by Mr No Confidence

Fuck - Stephen Hawking. Yep. I love that man. But I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with him, so he just gets a fucking.

Marry - Morgan Freeman. He's cool as fuck and he has a little blues place in the Mississippi delta called "Ground Zero". I'd marry him and happily live in the swamp and listen to the blues with him.

Kill - Michael Moore.

Too easy!

Janice Dickinson, Omarosa, Sue Johanson

Fuck - Omarosa, she talks too much to keep her around much longer than that.

Marry - Janice Dickinson, she's hot!

Kill - Sue Johanson



Michelle Obama, Madonna, Laura Bush

ooops.....double post.....

Fuck - Michelle Obama, (why should Bill be the only one to get some strange in the white house)

Marry - Madonna (just rolls off the tongue nicely, and besides, "Jocko" is dead)


Kill - Laura, (nothing personal, only had one choice left)


St. Chris, SP Hunter, PT4ME, ..... I KID!!!! I KID!!!!!

Keifer Sutherland, Denzel Washington, John Travolta

Fuck Denzel - to prove if the saying is true or not "once you go black..."
Marry - Keifer - he's hot & I would make him dress up everynight like a vampire from the Lost Boyz & make him bite me all over while we are making love.
Kill - John T. - he's becoming too much of a loose cannon lately.


LOL

Okay here's an easy one: Lindsay Lohan/ Lady GaGa/ Sarah Palin

Fuck Denzel - to prove if the saying is true or not "once you go black..." Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

.....IP, ya' know you don't HAVE to go to Hollywood to really test that theory.

-PT-

Fuck - Sarah Palin - but only in her ass
Marry - Lady Gaga - then I could spend her money
Kill - LL - haven't we had enough of her 15 minutes?


Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer

My turn:

Kill palin, fuck lohan, marry gaga.

Along similar lines:

Tina fey, ann coulter, paula abdul