Perhaps this wasn't a good idea....
UPDATE FROM OUR Neighborhood Police Officer (NPO):
1. Over the weekend, I was made aware of a Next Door post that was troubling to residents. The post advertised massage services and made implications of sexual services for hire.This person evidently resides in the neighborhood. I have been in contact with our Vice unit and they are working on getting an address for this person. Once we have that we will try to make contact with the individual to get this situation resolved. So if you have seen or have heard of this post, this is where we are at with it.
And the original complaint:
How can we survive this world wide pandemic with the neighborhood brothel still up and functioning? How can a Splashtackler Bodyslide "massage" be an practice of social distancing? To joke by saying their home is corona free? Not when your giving body to body oil rides with anybody that calls? Shame...
Ladies, I would recommend RR or LC rather than ND