I'm in Dallas, and here's the situation. It's sunny and 72 degrees. At the moment, I have seven dollars in my pocket, which is enough to get me a way better than decent lunch at about 50 places in this city. Cute girls are running great BnG specials on this website. I just cruised the lake a little while ago, and it was freaking perfect, between the cool north wind and the glassy water.
So here's my question. What in the hell could inspire someone/anyone on such a perfect day to log onto an escort website, click onto The Sandbox and bitch about ANYTHING? I propose we refrain from it just for the rest of today, get outside and enjoy a truly perfect day.