Banged 3 ladies in Boystown Reynosa

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Okay. "The Three White Men" got on the road and headed to Boystown. Getting from McAllen over to Reynosa took forever. Lots of terrible drivers. Getting in was no problem. Paid 3 bucks and drove on over. Then we checked into the hotel, which was across from Fili's Bar. Forget the name.
We didnt see any other white people the whole time we were there.

I banged 3 different chicks. You can get em for as cheap as 100 pesos. But they all make you use a rubber. I told the ladies "sin condom es mejor" but they all told me, "no, SI condom es mejor!" so that sucked. Another funny thing....... the morning after our first night there, the 2 ladies that my friend "Jack" had a threesome with were at the church by El Centro(the town square) and they were still wearing the same clothes.


Also some of the guys at the bars will try to beg you for drinks. Las Palomas is a cool bar, but this dude Eli likes to harass you for beers, and the bartender tried to overcharge me. Oh well. It was kinda weird to see soldiers with M16s in the bar drinking.

Also, be careful on the way back! Dont bring any fruits or vegetables back. I noticed a banana was still in the car. My friend "Barney" ate the evidence. The border patrol flagged us. Made us get all of our shit and move it out of the car. Then he rooted through it and took a road test. My friend "Jack" for whatever reason had a shoebox full of supplements and vitamins but the border patrol thankfully wasnt too interested.

Reynosa isnt really that dangerous.... I wouldnt be afraid to walk through most areas even by myself at night. But watch out for the cops! And the drivers drive like morons. They put New Yorkers to shame. They will blow through an intersection without a second's thought. Oh yeah, one way signs arent marked too well. If I wasnt sober, I couldnt have driven us back to the hotel.

Any more questions? Ask away!
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I recommend you bring your own toilet paper. The public toilets rarely have seats or toilet paper. And in el centro, you have to pay 5 pesos to take a shit! Bring your own jugs of water and imodium too.
Is Colorado's still around? Good looking south american ladies there.
Never been to Reynosa but I had many fun times at the Boystown in Neuvo Laredo before the troubles started. Good to see a positive report from across the border.