Viagra Jokes

I B Hankering's Avatar

Viagra Jokes

1, Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for.

"It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30."

"Can you get it over the counter?"

"Probably - if you took two."



2. Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride.

DallasRain's Avatar
lol---good ones!
Murf76's Avatar
Why do they give Viagra to all of the old men in the nursing home??? It keeps them from rolling out of bed!!!!!
NshoreGeorge's Avatar
Sat on one and became a hard ass....

Caught the pill in my throat, gave me a stiff neck....

DallasRain's Avatar
lol--good ones!!!