you might be a redneck............

All the new redneck shows have me cracking up. Duck Dynasty, and Moonshiners are my faves. For some reason I have a crush on Tickle. Anyways I thought this would be a great place to tell redneck jokes. All fun, lets not offended to bad.

Ok smartasses, you might be a redneck if???........

might be a reneck if you are married to your dad's wife's daughter

You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade lol

Why the fuck would you want to be redneck? I have never understood the humor in these jokes... like if its a bragging right for high class white trash or something?
(If there is such a thing)

Why the fuck would you want to be redneck? I have never understood the humor in these jokes... like if its a bragging right for high class white trash or something?
(If there is such a thing) Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

There is a difference in white trash and redneck. Either way it was ment to be fun not ugly or mean.

If your familytree grows straight up and doesn't branch out, you might be a redneck. ........

Why the fuck would you want to be redneck? I have never understood the humor in these jokes... like if its a bragging right for high class white trash or something?
(If there is such a thing) Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

Do you hate Walloons too?

Do you hate Walloons too? Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

What in the world is a Walloon?

You might a redneck: if your house has more miles on it then your car!

What in the world is a Walloon? Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist

A people who are often the butts of jokes in France and Belgium. Sorta like Newfies in Canada. And Aggies. My google's broke, but to the best of my recollection they gargle snot when they speak; i.e., they Francophones.

A people who are often the butts of jokes in France and Belgium. Sorta like Newfies in Canada. And Aggies. My google's broke, but to the best of my recollection they gargle snot when they speak; i.e., they Francophones. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Thanks!

You might be a redneck if you have 10 cars in your yard and only 1 actually runs.

No, this threAD is just another attempt to keep Amy's handle in the spotlight I think... We live in the 4th largest city in the USA. A very progressive and enlightened community. We have the Theater District and Montrose a stones throw from each other.

Houston is about Oil and Gas, Medicine, Culture, Sports, Theater, Car Art, Diversity, Great Sex... Redneckedness, not so much...

Get off eccie and turn your tv on. Redneck jokes been going on since the 90's. Stop being a puppet and get into a better spirit. It's not about you drama queen!

Get off eccie and turn your tv on. Redneck jokes been going on since the 90's. Stop being a puppet and get into a better spirit. It's not about you drama queen! Originally Posted by bustyamy

Sure Honey Boo Boo...

You ARE a Reneck if ...

You get a body upgrade South of the Border and ...

You recover and cum back to ECCIELAND with two handles and ...

You promote the South of the Border clinic using your Provider handle hoping for referal fees and ...

You promote the South of the Border clinic as the Pretend-To-Be Subject Matter Expert ...

And you are required to take an extended vacation from ECCIELAND for it ...

THAT would make you a Redneck in ECCIELAND I think ...

Well then I might be a redneck. Although you accusedme of having 3-4 handles lol. And iI'll brag on any Dr I choose just like someone you know who had everything done.half of that work was cheap and foreign. I plan to make a few more trips so I just might be a redneck. Lol