Bill Clinton has a new mistress - "The Energizer"

Are you surprised?

Here is the NY Post's coverage of a new book by Ronald Kessler:

http://pagesix.com/2014/07/21/the-se...788.1406046643

Gotta love Page Six of the Post.

I've always thought Bubba was a narcissistic sociopath and that - consciously or subconsciously - he would never allow Hillary to have her own time in the spotlight.

There is only one superstar in that household - him.

And so, consciously or subconsciously, he does things, like have affairs, that will eventually blow up in Hillary's face when she tries to run.

I love this description;
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Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.

One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

Kessler also reports that Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.
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Clean up evidence? Heh. I guess Bill learned not to deposit his DNA on dresses, huh?

Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.
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Clean up evidence? Heh. I guess Bill learned not to deposit his DNA on dresses, huh? Originally Posted by ExNYer

She is probably not called "Energizer" for nothing, and "The Security Team" probably has nicknamed her "Hoover" .... sounds good like ... pardon the pun.

"Hoover's Hooters"!

How the hell can you blame ole' Billy?

Remember Clinton's dog Buddy?

"And when Hillary came down the hall...Buddy would bark."



Good boy!

How the hell can you blame ole' Billy? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Can't blame either one of them ... they deserve each other.

Remember Clinton's dog Buddy?

"And when Hillary came down the hall...Buddy would bark." Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

It wasn't a warning. Buddy wanted a one-dog family.

I want to see pictures of "The Energizer".

Bill might finally be fucking an attractive woman.

But you have to wonder what SHE is thinking.

I mean, she must know that Monica Lewinsky's life was ruined.

What does she think will happen to her if her identity is revealed?

I want to see pictures of "The Energizer". Originally Posted by ExNYer

So does everyone else... where the fuck is the paparazzi when you need 'em?

So does everyone else... where the fuck is the paparazzi when you need 'em? Originally Posted by lustylad

From now on, they are staking out Clinton's house.

Remember Clinton's dog Buddy?

"And when Hillary came down the hall...Buddy would bark."



Good boy! Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

That is some seriously funny shit...

Hey, maybe she has VP status right here on ECCIE.

I am pretty sure Bill does, just can't decipher his handle.

I want to see pictures of "The Energizer".

Bill might finally be fucking an attractive woman.

But you have to wonder what SHE is thinking.

I mean, she must know that Monica Lewinsky's life was ruined.

What does she think will happen to her if her identity is revealed? Originally Posted by ExNYer

She swallows..

Hey, maybe she has VP status right here on ECCIE.

I am pretty sure Bill does, just can't decipher his handle. Originally Posted by Jackie S

It's IIFFOFRDB.

Save the airlines. Lower prices.







Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in the country would start flying again, expecting to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. The tips would be so good we could charge the 'ladies' for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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Save the airlines. Lower prices.







Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in the country would start flying again, expecting to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. The tips would be so good we could charge the 'ladies' for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,

Bill Clinton Originally Posted by lustylad

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