“When your cable goes out, you can’t study game film.
When you can’t study game film, you lose to Alabama .
When you lose to Alabama , you get depressed.
When you get depressed, you buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet hot, young ex-volleyball players.
When you meet hot, young ex-volleyball players, you go on joy rides.
When you go on joy rides, you end up in a roadside ditch.
When you end up in a roadside ditch you lose your job.
"Don’t lose your job.”
From her playing days...
