ISO Domestic Experience

ISO domestic experience- where provider comes to home and acts as wife, gives shitty bbbj , cleans house , washes and irons clothes, cooks dinner, while I sit on my ass in front of tv. Meanwhile I holla babe bring me a beer. You tell me I’m a lazy sorry no count sumbitch and your momma told you not to marry me, in exchange I tell you can’t keep house nor cook and your ass is getting big. You reach for my bill fold taking 300 slam the front door as you tell me “ fuck you asshole” lol Not really looking for that just thought it was the contrast to the GFE we all look for.. I just thought it was comical and we could all use a laugh.

Lol. I was like damn. That’s my life.

You're a twisted man...

If you only knew just how twisted.. guess life has made me that way. I thought it was funny but hell im warped anyway.