Dog is not always man's best friend

So there I was yesterday with a new, young little spinner. Everthing is going great and its time to get covered and do the deed. I turn around to the nightstand where I had placed a new box of protection. Not to be found! Hmm, maybe I dropped it on the floor? Start looking, not there. Of course, now jr has lost interest in the game.

Where the hell did the condoms go?? I hear a nioise under the bed and look. The dog is under the bed, happly chewing up the box of condoms. All 3 are now full of holes.

Damn dog!!!!!

Kind of a mood kill. So, nothing to do but get dressed. Where is my underwear??? Guess. The dog had dragged them under the bed to chew on. Guess he needed to wash down the taste of the condoms.

Damn Dog!!!!!!
Nitwitboy's Avatar
That is great. I am without words. Thanks for the laugh.
And a true story. Told her next time, its me or the dog!
at least your dog chewed on the condoms before and not after you had "soiled" them.
Was her dog. Damm Dog!!!!!!! I even liked that dog before he misbehaved!! Maybe he did not like me playing with the "kitty".
Was the dog's name Karma?
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
see my doggie is well behaved he would never do that! i usually send him to the other room during appts as well as you can see he's pretty fierce
Those eyes!!! Make him go away!!!!!!
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
hahaha he's ugly but he wouldn't have ate your condoms though i would have to send him to the pug prison
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Was the dog's name Karma?
Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan
LOL...ya know, I was wondering that exact same thing...LOL too funny!
Actualy, I think the dogs name was Max
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
LOL...now see, what I said was funny...you're just trying to be mean. It's all good babe....sometimes a sense of humor is hard to come by! '-)
Not a mean bone in my body. Just witty repartee. Been alot of that lately. You give, you take. The circle goes around and around
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
ok...I can see where You might have found it humorous and as I've stated I do, on occasion, only aim to amuse myself, you have done the same..touche' '-)