Provider Only Activities?

Stangl's Avatar
Many years ago I read an interview from a former escort. She said that many hookers would go out of business if the men's wives or girlfriends knew how to give great blow jobs with swallow like providers do. That is on a regular basis.

Here are activities that I enjoy but would never ask my wife to perform for fear that she would find them too gross or would not ask her to perform out of my respect for her:

1. TUMA = tongue up my asshole. The first time I had it performed it felt a little weird but now I really enjoy the added sexual stimulation. This is very commonly provided by Asian providers.

2. Rusty Trombone = she performs TUMA while she strokes my erect penis to pleasure me on both sides of my body. This feels so good.

3. Going Greek since my wife's asshole is too small to even try. She would get weird with that too.

4. Blow job with swallow since my wife thinks swallowing semen is disgusting.

5. Cum on face since my wife finds this disrespectful and nasty.


I am sure that many hobbyists and providers can add specific activities to this list.
With the small exception of Greek....I've got your number for sure.
Yes, if my SO did even half the things the providers/my FWBs do, I wouldn't be here.

I've had my eyes opened by several of them and my SO would think I was a dirty old man if she knew what I liked. Add a bit of spanking to the list above, some light bondage, and just lots of different positions and places.

I've learned a lot, too, from the ladies here and FWB's, much to their (and my SO's) benefit. I wish she'd take lessons from them too for my benefit, but it still wouldn't make her like and WANT to do some of those things.
Here are activities that I enjoy but would never ask my wife to perform for fear that she would find them too gross or would not ask her to perform out of my respect for her: Originally Posted by Stangl
What if your wife is thinking the same thing? (I'd love to do tuha on him but it's too gross for me to even ask.) You should ask directly before you go looking elsewhere for things your wife won't do, not just assume she won't do them. My direct requests for mostly regular sex have mostly been directly rejected, which is why I'm here.
I had ask similar view when I was married. On the rare occasions we did have sex, I might as well have fucked a blow up doll.

My sex life with my current GF is great. But I still hobby for the thrill and variety.
rexdutchman's Avatar
Before the all stop 5 years ago (SO) sex was great ^ all the above was on the table now well why i'm here
milfy2002's Avatar

I love a good rusty trombone provided a freshly shaven and showered instrument.

Things I rarely do in RL sex but LOVE to do:

1) You bring your best buddy over and take turns fucking and cumming inside me.

2) After you fill me with cum in Mish you pull out and blast my clit with your hot stream of piss.

3) I squirt all over your hand and in your mouth while you DATY me with FIV (okay this one is an exception, I do this anytime the oral is good and the guy is persistent, even RL BFs).

4) Daddy daughter and Mommy son role play.

5) I stand up during CG and piss all over your cock at your request.

For some reason RL BFs are never as kinky as men I meet in the hobby!

I'm not sure. My wife is a good sexual partner. I just like different women. It's why I don't have an ATF here, I like variety.

I think it was Hank Williams III that had a hit, "I like to have women I've never had."
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar

I think it was Hank Williams III that had a hit, "I like to have women I've never had." Originally Posted by slowmover
I think that was JR.

Hank III is more like "I'm looking for a whore and I'm gonna fuck her black and blue"

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I think that was JR.

Hank III is more like "I'm looking for a whore and I'm gonna fuck her black and blue"

. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBxLRN88fE
correct one generation off
pimp-t's Avatar

I love a good rusty trombone provided a freshly shaven and showered instrument.

Things I rarely do in RL sex but LOVE to do:

1) You bring your best buddy over and take turns fucking and cumming inside me.

2) After you fill me with cum in Mish you pull out and blast my clit with your hot stream of piss.

3) I squirt all over your hand and in your mouth while you DATY me with FIV (okay this one is an exception, I do this anytime the oral is good and the guy is persistent, even RL BFs).

4) Daddy daughter and Mommy son role play.

5) I stand up during CG and piss all over your cock at your request.

For some reason RL BFs are never as kinky as men I meet in the hobby!

Originally Posted by milfy2002
Strong yes on 2, 3 and 5 Plus a rusty trombone.

My married sexual activities are mostly tease and denial. ��
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I love to fuck married women, especially those whose husbands have lost interest.
I love a finger or two to the prostrate, really intense orgasms from tha
Strong yes on 2, 3 and 5 Plus a rusty trombone.

My married sexual activities are mostly tease and denial. �� Originally Posted by pimp-t
At least you get teased.