Received a message/invite from a popular, beautiful and highly reviewed hottie last night to come see her dance at a local titty bar. As much as I wanted to finally meet her after playing phone tag forever, I just could not motivate myself enough to get dressed and leave the comfort of home because in all honesty I can't stand the environment.
I'm not really into alcohol but of course that's no big deal as I could always just sip some overpriced bottled water. It's the environment which I don't get.
So here we are with a bunch of single leering guys staring at a girl they can't touch as they throw $$ on a stage so they can leave both broke and more frustrated than they were before they came or more accurately Didn't cum.
I imagine a scene of starving drooling guys who haven't eaten in a month staring at a cooked Thanksgiving turkey up on stage which they can only sniff as they yell "Oh Yeah baby! You look good enough to eat. So good I'd settle for a sip of your gravy" and then stick a bill up it's ass. Next they just leave.......... hungry and broke mumbling to themselves "That was the best meal I NEVER had" or "I've never seen So much and done So little in all my life".
A lap dance only leaves you even worse off. Now-a-days you can watch hotties in free online porn to your hearts content if you need something to stoke the imagination as you wank off or bang the wife so that can't be it. You can even get one-on-one actual relief from a 1/2 hour board special for the same $ you tossed on stage. I know why the girls are there but what's the draw for you guys? If the lovely girl who invited me is reading this I hope you can understand my pass on it.