The Bedspread

I don't like fu*king on the bedspread. No telling who's been fu*king on it before me. It also tells me the lady has another date. Which that's fine with me, I just don't like fu*king on the bedspread.

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Fuckin funny!

Think of it as the protective cover for the lady and her SO. What I hate is the double rooms with the one bed you cannot touch, and the other one. I get that they want to sleep in a clean bed, but the other one with the cover on it!! That's just nasty.

Lmao leave it to mr. Wood to cum up with this! I fuckin hate the bed spread to! I have tons of fresh clean sheets cum make them nasty!

I bring my own tarp.

HID

I bring my own tarp.

HID Originally Posted by Horn^I^Dog

Hell HID....I heard you have a tailor made custom Hazmat suit!

MM

Hence the beauty of the BBBJ session. Either I'm standing, sitting in a chair/on the couch, or she's on the bed. Perfection.

I don't like fu*king on the bedspread. No telling who's been fu*king on it before me. It also tells me the lady has another date. Which that's fine with me, I just don't like fu*king on the bedspread. Originally Posted by jwood

How about the sheets? I think we messed up the sheets last time!

The sheets work good. Yes we did bsb. I'm ready to do it again.

Hell HID....I heard you have a tailor made custom Hazmat suit!
MM Originally Posted by MuffinMan

HID

Do you have to cut a hole in the crotch

Do you have to cut a hole in the crotch Originally Posted by jwood

Nope. It has a built in condom dispenser and a fold out crotch pocket.

HID

I've got battery operated - pocket fluorescent lights for sale!

I don't get it