Mr. Gobbles

winn dixie's Avatar
My neighbor has a pet turkey named Mr.Gobbles. Gobbles knows something is wrong. He's getting dbl feed lately and keeps getting weighed. Mr. Gobbles is spending more time in my yard with a worried look!

I just can't tell him.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Does he want you to make him a raccoon disguise?
winn dixie's Avatar
Tried that. Lol
But his spurs kept ripping the costume
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Well that's not a surprise.
Cowgirl bunkhouse has a rule of not wearing spurs in bed, regardless of how hard a ride a gal wants, cause the sheets always get torn up.
winn dixie's Avatar
Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?
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  • R.M.
  • 11-11-2024, 06:41 AM
Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him? Originally Posted by winn dixie
Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.
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Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving. Originally Posted by R.M.
Is tumbleweed farm a safe place?
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Um no.
But he can stand in line with the cattle that get ...
There's even an outdoor grill spit just a Turkey's size.
From their ad:
winn dixie's Avatar
Freaking medieval looking. Nope, Mr. Tom gobbles ain't migrating to tumbleweed farm! Yikes
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It's good to hear Mr gobbles waking up in the morning. Right now he's in the field doing his daily routine.
Poor fella. His owners had the audacity to buy a new deep fryer this year. This might get gruesome.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Teach him to escape.
You're good at that.

Or get him self defense equipment.
winn dixie's Avatar
I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim
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  • Busty
  • 11-13-2024, 09:45 PM
Winnie trying to catch the turkey and hide it in the witness protection program

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  • R.M.
  • 11-14-2024, 04:23 AM
I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim Originally Posted by winn dixie
Mr Gobbles is a true King.
He deserves a go fund me account for relocation to a safe place I was talking about.
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Mr Gobbles is a true King.
He deserves a go fund me account for relocation to a safe place I was talking about. Originally Posted by R.M.
Across the fence sides have been chosen.. unusual alliances have been formed.
Mr gobbles has a coon, a blue spotted Dawg guineas and hogs. The other side is the ducks chickens and cows. The ducks have air and sea superiority and numbers when combines with the chickens and cows. However the coon has left for reinforcements. This gonna get ugly