What Say Ye?

Do you have any unique saying? I know we have all heard the usual ones like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and others like that. What I'm talking about are the unusual perhaps funny ones you have heard and perhaps use sometimes. I heard one the other day and about busted a gut laughing.

The other day a friend and I were working on a piece of equipment that was giving us a fit trying to make it work correctly. We eventually got it working right and it was working extremely well and my friend said " that's better than some smack member on the hoorah bone" I started LMAO.

If you have a unique "saying" please share it with us, I know I could use another good laugh.