So, is it DATO for guys and girls? Or is it a different acronym for guys? I'm confused.
But the main point of my post: if you want me to lick your starfish, then please, for the love of all that is holy, make sure that shit's clean (pardon the pun).
And the bigger question: how do you POLITELY tell someone that they need to run their ass back through the car wash again? Because the basic wash didn't quite do the trick - take the time to do the ultimate (with Rain-x) if you want me to go down there. And I *want* to go down there.
And while we're on the subject, can we talk about shaving that particular region...? I don't like gagging on sack hair, much less crack hair. If I start humming "Welcome to the Jungle" while I'm down there, it's a problem. Shave that shit. Literally.
Talk amongst yourselves.