The Nine Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

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daltxm4f's Avatar
The Nine Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive
HAHA. Goober.

I was like "Wait, that's only eig-- Ooooooohhh..." :P
daltxm4f's Avatar
LOL...I wan't to see who got it.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Took me about a second and a half to get it.

Lol.
S shouldn't be sensitive, it should be Silent

Thats greatness.
A woman's desire for a man is inversely proportional the the size of penis/wallet.
tsrv4me's Avatar
He Says "YES dear " when ever she asks ANYTHING......
sdguy08's Avatar
...and here are nine other qualities to add to this:

  1. A lot of money.
  2. A lot of money.
  3. A lot of money.
  4. A lot of money.
  5. A lot of money.
  6. A lot of money.
  7. A lot of money.
  8. A lot of money.
  9. and a lot of money.
Iaintliein's Avatar
I don't remember who said it, but, a famous comedienne once said the perfect prospect for a husband should have a lot of tattoos and piercings. . . it means he can stand a lot of pain and will spend money on jewelry.
Hole-In-One's Avatar
AH, 8 across and one down
For those who still don't get it, take the 1st letter of each word.......
A woman's desire for a man is inversely proportional the the size of penis/wallet. Originally Posted by TallGuy6
Did you mean directly proportional? Misogynistic jokes are only funny when told right.... Jeez.
daltxm4f's Avatar
Did you mean directly proportional? Misogynistic jokes are only funny when told right.... Jeez. Originally Posted by tracibrooks
Traci,

Your intelligence is so damn sexy. I gotta meet up with you.
Lust4xxxLife's Avatar
Traci,

Your intelligence is so damn sexy. I gotta meet up with you. Originally Posted by daltxm4f
+1. The way Traci thinks and expresses herself is hot.
I mean inversely proportional....as one gets bigger, the other gets smaller.
A man with a billion dollars can have a 1" dick...a man with a 9" dick doesn't need much money.

But your mileage might vary.

Definition:
Basically, the concept of inverse proportion means that as the absolute value or magnitude of one variable gets bigger, the absolute value or magnitude of another gets smaller, such that their product (the constant of proportionality) is always the same.
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