I think I have a bruise on my noggin' after a day of emailing with a handful of gents who don't seem to understand how this thing works. The reference thing. Believe me, I don't want to play email-tag all day either. It's frustrating for you to wait to book with a girl and it's frustrating for us girls to have to pull everything out of you, email by email. I mean...if a guy emails me asking for an appointment, I assume he wants to see me. That's how this thing works, right? So...when he makes it impossible for me to screen him, he's just doing himself a disservice.
What is a reference? It's a thing where you see AbagailATM this month but next month you're more in the mood for HollyHandHolding. So what you do is you contact HollyHandHolding and say something like this:
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Dear Miss Holding,
You seem very nice. I am also very nice. I think we could be nice together. Maybe tomorrow? The next day? I love holding hands. I have nice man hands. I trim my knuckle hair before every appointment.
Last month I saw AbagailATM. Here's her email and ECCIE profile. She will remember me under the phone number 512-I<3-ATMM. My name is Matt. I'm 45 and I have an EXIT ONLY tattoo over my pecker-hole. My email is the same as my handle on the boards.
I look forward to hearing back from you and kissing those darling cuticle beds of yours!
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IF YOU WANT BONUS POINTS! You could also email AbagailATM and say something like this:
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Sup butt slut!
I'm still thinking about that great time we had last month at the LaQuinta on Riverside. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING! Still thinking about it. Anywho, I was hoping I could use you as a reference for a new girl. I wanted to give you a head's up (bottom's up? RARR!) so that you remembered our meeting before she contacted you.
I hope you're doing well and I will see you once you're home and healed up from your stay at the butt hospital.
Take care, precious,
xoxo
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Bad reference:
1) I saw Belle in March. Email her.
2) *a phone number* (sans any other info...name, handle, email, reviews)
3) you can check my ID when I get there.
4) link to a strip club/SW review that you posted
5) but I have three reviews!
*Yes, I know this is about the fundamentals, but we mustn't forget the goddamn fundamentals!
**Or this could be a veiled ad for P411.
***Alright, back to banging my head on my pillows.