Low Volume?

Can we define what low volume means? It seems providers like to use the term but what do you guys consider low volume as far as weekly visits?

Thanks
Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 07-27-2010, 09:54 AM
In the end it makes no difference what a hobbyist thinks is low volume. It really doesn't matter what a provider thinks is low volume. What matters is how many clients a provider actually sees. Good luck getting a reliable consistent answer. I doubt if you'll get a 100% straight answer from each and every last provider you ask. Some may even tell you it's none of your business or that it varies so much from week to week that they can't put a definite number to it. One girl may consider herself low volume if she only sees no more than one client a day. Another may consider herself low volume if she sees no more than two in a day. Another may consider herself low volume is she sees no more than five clients in a week, even if they're all on the same day and she takes the rest of the week off. Even gals that may genuinely be "low volume" (whatever that means) may seriously increase their clients per day/week average temporarily if they have some unexpected big bills to pay or even regular bills but they've taken some time off for vacation or illness or maybe business was just slow for a while and now they have to make their rent and car payment and phone bill all in a day or two. The closest you'll get to a guarantee of "low volume" is to marry her. Your frequency of sex with her will definitely become low volume soon enough.
"The closest you'll get to a guarantee of "low volume" is to marry her. Your frequency of sex with her will definitely become low volume soon enough. "

You are right about that.............
Low volume is a relative term......some would argue it's a marketing tool the ladies use to convey low mileage..........kinda like using the word "pre-owned" instead of "used". It conveys the notion that you're not gonna be tripping over your fellow hobbyiests whether your going or coming.
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The closest you'll get to a guarantee of "low volume" is to marry her. Your frequency of sex with her will definitely become low volume soon enough.
Now that's funny......I don't care who you are.......true AND Funny!!
  • Zoey
  • 07-27-2010, 03:23 PM
In the end it makes no difference what a hobbyist thinks is low volume. It really doesn't matter what a provider thinks is low volume. What matters is how many clients a provider actually sees. Good luck getting a reliable consistent answer. I doubt if you'll get a 100% straight answer from each and every last provider you ask. Some may even tell you it's none of your business or that it varies so much from week to week that they can't put a definite number to it. One girl may consider herself low volume if she only sees no more than one client a day. Another may consider herself low volume if she sees no more than two in a day. Another may consider herself low volume is she sees no more than five clients in a week, even if they're all on the same day and she takes the rest of the week off. Even gals that may genuinely be "low volume" (whatever that means) may seriously increase their clients per day/week average temporarily if they have some unexpected big bills to pay or even regular bills but they've taken some time off for vacation or illness or maybe business was just slow for a while and now they have to make their rent and car payment and phone bill all in a day or two. The closest you'll get to a guarantee of "low volume" is to marry her. Your frequency of sex with her will definitely become low volume soon enough. Originally Posted by Carl
Oh c'mon, not every marriage is sexless. Ask my ex, he'll tell ya!

xo
  • Zoey
  • 07-27-2010, 03:25 PM
& low volume is definitely very subjective. Sometimes I go months without seeing a client - out of personal choice. This is not how I make a living - it's just another way of living life on the wild side
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"The closest you'll get to a guarantee of "low volume" is to marry her. Your frequency of sex with her will definitely become low volume soon enough. "

You are right about that............. Originally Posted by whoyouknow
Hey now when I WAS a married woman In the 12 years I never ever once said no...No need to punish myself




On another note I know the question was to the guys but when I say low volume I am talking maybe 3-4 in a week
Sir Hardin Thicke's Avatar
Zoey said: Sometimes I go months without seeing a client - This is not how I make a living.
But for those that do this to make a living, is "low volume" even an option?
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But for those that do this to make a living, is "low volume" even an option? Originally Posted by Sir Hardin Thicke

If you have some awesome regulars yes
  • Zoey
  • 07-27-2010, 03:40 PM
But for those that do this to make a living, is "low volume" even an option? Originally Posted by Sir Hardin Thicke
Here again, it's impossible to guess what low volume means to anyone unless a provider is straight up honest about it. & really.. who LIKES to come out and say "Yup, I saw 3 guys before you came in today.. !!" That would (as a client) make me crawl in my skin. (This is not to condemn any provider that does see 3+ clients a day - I just can't do it.)

Anyhow, I think trying to define "low volume" is futile.
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  • Carl
  • 07-27-2010, 03:53 PM
Oh c'mon, not every marriage is sexless. Ask my ex, he'll tell ya!

xo Originally Posted by Zoey
I guess I should have married you, instead. And least I would have had some good memories to take with me after the divorce.
  • Zoey
  • 07-27-2010, 04:00 PM
I guess I should have married you, instead. And least I would have had some good memories to take with me after the divorce. Originally Posted by Carl
Oh Carl, I'm sure something can be arranged
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  • Carl
  • 07-27-2010, 04:21 PM
Not until everyone recognizes lawn clippings and acorns as legal tender backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government. Those I have plenty of.
  • Zoey
  • 07-27-2010, 05:02 PM
Not until everyone recognizes lawn clippings and acorns as legal tender backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government. Those I have plenty of. Originally Posted by Carl
Well, when life gives you acorns..