Dirty Pick up lines anyone?!

I love pick up lines, and I found a few to share.

Dirty pick up lines anyone!

Here are some of my favorites:

Do you give head to strangers? No. Well let me introduce myself.

If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

Motion with one finger for a girl to come to you. When, or if she comes, say: I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with two.

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Share some of your favorites!

Not dirty but, I don't think my cell is working, mind calling yours to see if it works

To a girl in a mini-skirt.

"Whoa. That's not a mini-skirt but an airplane skirt. How about a tour of the cockpit?"

"I have an appointment with my urologist in an hour. Could you help me with my sperm sample?"

Do have a question though. What's the GEF in your tag line? I have an idea but it's nastier than these pick up lines. LOL

Lol Its my dyslexia working its magic haha thank you for catching that!

Him: Based on the time on my magic watch you aren't wearing any panties!

Her: I do have on panties.

Him: Then my watch must be an hour fast

What has 50 teeth and is holding back a monster......my zipper!!!!

Ah'm so horny tha crack o' dawn ain't safe. Thet's not a pick up line. Ah'm just a-statin' tha facts as they is.

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to your place and spread the word."

"Come over here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

"That dress is very becoming on your. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too."

"Are you my big toe? Cause I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

"Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

I always loved the one of;

gently bite her hand, arm, or shoulder, whatever
she says" Why did you do that?"
reply" I just wanted to see if you taste as good as you look"
haha

The dirtiest pickup line I ever delivered was a "hi" while imagining myself bending the lovely lady over and having my way with her.

Took me a long time to come up with the following lines and I'm amazed at my intelligence.....

"Hey, let's fuck!"

"Would you like to have sex now?"

It's worked at every provider session so far.......

git in the truck bitch!
or
what is your favorite "unnatural act"?

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck"?

"Hey listen, I never do this but I was watching you from across the room...your pretty face, your graceful curves, your poetic motions...and I thought... it would be a shame, a travesty, a sin against mankind if we don't go get naked and fuck like bunnies all night."