Okay, folks, what's the most upscale incall you've ever used? Can anyone or everyone top a 700K townhouse, with parking instructions referencing the right Lexus and BMW?
I fly to the DC on business fairly regularly, usually into and out of Dulles. Last month work wraps up very early on the last day, and my flight home is at night. Rather than fight airline change fees and other problems, I decide to TOFTT. There's a body rub provider near the airport I'd been interested in checking out for a while. Text her, and sure enough she's available and amenable. Get the directions.
It's in Loudoun County, VA, the richest county in the country, to start. I'm driving past neighborhood after neighborhood of McMansions. Find the right neighborhood, and the signs announce that there are still a few houses available. Single family from 1.2 million to 1.7 million; towns from 700K to 1.1 million. Find the right house. The garages and driveways are off an alley that runs behind the houses. My instructions are to park in the third driveway, behind the blue Lexus next to the black BMW. I'm told that if I park two driveways over, behind the red Lexus and next to the blue BMW, the neighbor will be unhappy.
Park; go in; it's pretty much what I'd expect a 700K townhouse to be like. I was surprised they even let me in the neighborhood, much less not make me use the servants' entrance. :-)