My first condom

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Park Lane pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it..

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time..'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me.......

Keep them coming

ha ha ha thats to funny lol

rotflmao!!!!

Reminds me of my first American girlfriend (I'm not from these parts originally - right, Dallas?), where I needed a condom for an overnight venture. I went out and bought a 12 pack (you never know how many you're going to need)!
Anyway, things got to the point where the hardware was needed. I reached off the edge of the bed, opened my overnight back and RIPPED the condom box apart. I thought I was going to emerge with a single condom .. I had no idea that they came in conjoined strings here!!
I held up this string of 13 condoms to my gf and said " I don't think this is going to fit!"
Nothing happened for the next 45 minutes ... we were both laughing so hard!!

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lol

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