Sex Accidents

Ever had this happen to you? http://www.veoh.com/watch/v3150889G5h4XNpb

What is the weirdest accident you've ever experienced during sex or attempted sex?

I was about to go down on my GF a few months back on the floor when she decided out of the clear blue to do a back bend. Her pelvic bone almost broke my nose.

I gave myself whiplash masterbaiting.

Knocked out cold after hitting head on corner of nightstand during daty..came to confused why he stopped.

Pulled a stomach muscle riding intense cowgurl/froggy.

During a serious jack-hammer session as a teenager, a slipped out and speared my girlfriend's groin, my cock bent in half (sideways) and there was a loud pop. I thought for sure I was done for; that at 16 I'd gotten laid for the first and last time, but to my surprise, I remained functional...of course I can't feel when I'm done peeing, so I usually have a wet spot on my pants, and I still come blood occassionaly..and my erection never goes away, but I'm still "functional." JUST KIDDING, my errection DOES go away.

of course I can't feel when I'm done peeing, so I usually have a wet spot on my pants, and I still come blood occassionaly.. Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

Well that can't be pleasant for you or for her I imaging to always show up smelling a little of urine and then cumming blood during BBBJ.

I would love to know what the actual diagnosis is. What broke?

I was joking about all the side effects. To this day, I have no idea what happened! it didn't hurt and I was able to continue as normal. I hadn't even thought of that till this post..good times! jeez, I could come four and five times in a row back then; youth REALLY IS wasted on the young.

Ever had someone FART/SHART on you during DATY? If I'm that good at it, so that more than just the "front" muscles relax, HELL, maybe my porn career might have promise.

Ever had someone FART/SHART on you during DATY? If I'm that good at it, so that more than just the "front" muscles relax, HELL, maybe my porn career might have promise. Originally Posted by GoForWillard

I once was bent over DiningATY with my ass in the air, when I became so relaxed that my own anus opened up and sucked air in--like a reverse fart vaccuum. Does that count?

I was joking about all the side effects. To this day, I have no idea what happened! it didn't hurt and I was able to continue as normal. I hadn't even thought of that till this post..good times! jeez, I could come four and five times in a row back then; youth REALLY IS wasted on the young. Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

Whew! Glad to hear that.

I once was bent over DiningATY with my ass in the air, when I became so relaxed that my own anus opened up and sucked air in--like a reverse fart vaccuum. Does that count? Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

God... please remove this image from my brain.

My wife accidentally touched my cock once.

I dont think she has recovered yet.

Hummm...Several sex sprains....shoulder, hip, knee, neck.
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Cracked a windshield on an old Ford truck, while having sex on the hood...
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Fell, backwards, feet over head, over a railing, while having sex on a staircase,
but I landed on my ample bum on the carpet... laughing...
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I was once accused of "water boarding" while my guy at the time was DATY.
When I orgasmed, he was soaked....face, hair, everything... LOL! Does that
count?

I was once accused of "water boarding" while my guy at the time was DATY.
When I orgasmed, he was soaked....face, hair, everything... LOL! Does that
count? Originally Posted by Mia Christine

Pussyboarding IS torture and is outlawed by the Geneva Convention...you are hereby sentenced to a prison term of no less than 88 years in Gitmo, OR have your sentence commuted and your record expunged, IF you post a picture of your vagina in this thread!

Oh Sweetheart - A mere photograph could not hope to capture it's true beauty...

I think the worst thing I've ever done is spraining my tongue. I was doing this couples + doubles thing and was straining to reach this woman's "private areas". Needless to say, I had stretched/contorted my tongue in an awkward enough position to sprain it! Talk about painful....oh my god! It took 2 weeks to recover. Everytime I stuck my tongue out, or shifted it in anyway, I got a painful reminder of what I had done.

I've sprained my wrists many times (cowgirling) and an ankle dismounting before. And I've lost count of how many times I've banged my head! (headboards, head butting, the floor, etc).

I consider the injuries an occupational hazard.....lol

Alisha.....xoxo

I think the worst thing I've ever done is spraining my tongue. I was doing this couples + doubles thing and was straining to reach this woman's "private areas". Needless to say, I had stretched/contorted my tongue in an awkward enough position to sprain it! Talk about painful....oh my god! It took 2 weeks to recover. Everytime I stuck my tongue out, or shifted it in anyway, I got a painful reminder of what I had done.

I've sprained my wrists many times (cowgirling) and an ankle dismounting before. And I've lost count of how many times I've banged my head! (headboards, head butting, the floor, etc).

I consider the injuries an occupational hazard.....lol

Alisha.....xoxo Originally Posted by Just Alisha

I clearly remember our session together back in the ASPD days. There were no accidents but you certainly were bendable every which way and quite athletic.
I don't know if a tree house studio rings any bells for you as it was at least 4-5 years back.
Man does time fly. No forgetting you though. I still smile thinking of it.