On one side, weighing in at 155 pounds, we have the Berkeley Bomber, KAMALA HARRIS! She's spent her life as a professional politician and prosecutor, so her debating skills should be next to none! She can rip you to shreds with that smile and that laugh, just like that other paragon of the left, Red Rachel Maddow!
On the other side of the podium, weighing in at 250 pounds of pure flab, the Brooklyn Barracuda, DONALD TRUMP! He may not be an expert debater, but he's a world class orator! Another Winston Churchill or Hitler depending on your point of view!
Is the fix in? Did Donald buy off the moderators? How many blow jobs did Kamala give David Muir? Did she let him cum in her mouth? Watch for any little drops of splooge dropping from the side of her mouth and softball questions from Muir to know for sure.
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