An old lady goes to see her Dr.
In the examining room, she tells him "Dr. I seem to have a problem with passing gas.
Fortunately they are very quiet and do not smell but to be honest I have probably passed gas ten times since you walked into the room".
The Dr. writes her a prescription and tells her to come back for a follow-up visit in ten days.
The old lady returns and tells the Dr. "I still have the problem. They're quiet but smell really bad".
The Dr. looks at her and says" Now that we cleared up your sinuses we can work on your hearing".
