...from a deep coma Monday evening. Glancing around he saw that he was in a hospital bed, and had tubes in every orifice and electrode all over his body. A pretty nurse was standing over him.
He somewhat remembered that he was in an accident and wrecked the jet on Friday.
The nurse spoke quietly to him saying..
"You may not feel anything below the waist"
"Then can I at least feel your tits?"
And THAT folks is Optimism!