After reading some threads this evening and seeing some of the drama going on, thought I'd pose a question for some lighter humor and fun going into the New Years weekend:
The situation: You pull up to the red light with your SO in the right seat and casually roll your head to the left and see one of your ATF's alone in the car next to you and make eye contact. What do you do next?
Some options to get things going here:
1) tell the SO "baby, how about some road head?"
2) tell the SO "check out this hottie over here, ever think about a threesome?"
3) blow your ATF a kiss and hope you don't get caught
4) look away and hope the SO wasn't watching and doesn't notice you've suddenly got major wood going on?
5) you don't have an SO so you roll down the window and hollar out "Let's go get a room right now so we can have some incredible monkey sex and try a new position hanging from the chandelier!"
Providers, what do you do?
1) start simulating giving a BJ?
2) start mouthing "f* me harder" or "I want you now!"
3) go into your best Meg Ryan impression from the movie "When Harry met Sally" while looking directly at one of your ATF's?
4) look away and hope you weren't noticed?
There's bound to be some pretty funny responses from the witty folks around here, especially if it starts involving alcohol from the New Years celebration!