Things we hear during a sessions...

That makes you stop to make sure you heard it correctly.

Without naming names or blasting the person...

What are some of the things that you have heard or said during a session that left you shaking your head and/or laughing?

I do everything.(provider)

a client mentioning Forrest Gump mid
Session. We busted out laughing.

I think I'm cumming already!

I was looking up at a client from my knees and he seriouslu said," You have the best eyebrows I've ever seen. Some girls would kill for yours!" Made my day!

"That's the smallest one I've ever seen!" - Provider

"Why do you think I'm the Small Wonder!" - me



(Okay, I just made this up.)

It's ok if it breaks I like you! *VERY cute giggle*

WHAT!?!

Reassurance didn't work KEEP FUCKING I'M ABOUT TO CUM!

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In the middle of a steamy session my dryer sounds off that it's done, my client said, "Times up!"

Made us both bust out laughing! Who wouldn't laugh at that??

Provider:"Don't worry, he doesn't bite."
Her Jack Russell jumped on the bed while I was doing my best doggie impression.