Best excuses and most interesting hobby excuses?

Well Today was one of those Fing days that I knew things simply were not going my way. I reached out to one of the newer ladies on the board who looks cute but has been plagued with reliability challenges as many are from day 1. She after 2 back to back days and 7 days in total of unreliability says she "100%". 10 mins prior to scheduled time she says "she's close" and asked for the house number which for outcall I always give my bachelor friends house and then walk around corner and meet unless I know the gal! I digress then 15 mins after the scheduled time I get the infamous flat tire speech. I offer to send a mechanic to her alleged incident but she of course respectfully declined because someone was already on their way to rescue this damsel. So that brings me to this thread what are some of the best and most interesting excuses you gals and guys have heard or even given in the hobby

The most used is my phone died and I couldn't find the charger. What hooktard do you know that doesn't have 2 or 3 phones?

I had to take momma to the train because her pickup truck ran over the dog on her way to pick up my crackhead brother from jail. Oh - and my phone died.

The dog's OK.

Yeller the sad part is I don't think you're making it up why is it hobby excuses are always so outlandish or so plain no middle ground. 5 friends hobby in this town made dates with a gal days apart she used the same excuse with each of us how many tickets can one person get that takes them to jail and requires bail in cash to her girlfriend can one person need? ;-)

I was stopped by the police for speeding

No shit, my regular told me not to come over because there were crumbs on the kitchen floor she needed to clean up. I knew she was lying, but when I read the review from the guy who saw her at that same time, I had to fucking laugh at how stupid she thought I was.
Some of these girls are adult children who wouldn't know how to tell the truth.

Her phone died. She had to go buy a charger. 30 mins wasted. I'm stupid to even wait for that long. I am sure she messed up schedule and she had another monger for hhr. When I met her, I saw old charger in her bathroom and a used cover in the trash bin.

Her boyfriend decided to spend the night and now won't leave.

"Not feeling well honey", 30 minutes prior to showtime

Her boyfriend decided to spend the night and now won't leave. Originally Posted by CoverMe

Actually. ...he showed up at my house at 3am.

My personal favorite.... got ready for my usual 6am date with Cover, walked out my door to go to my incal and find my apartment complex surrounded by police and FBI. My neighbours had a nice identity theft business going on.
To make things worse, I was also taken in for questioning.
I admit I bought a TV from them, but I was clueless to the identity theft part.

On another occasion, I had a 5:30am date and overslept. I called the client apologizing..... he informed me our date was not until the following day!

I went to a regulars house one evening..... I got confused and went to the wrong clients house. In my defence, they both had the same name! Made it to the correct client, but was a bit late.

Besos, francisca

I was stopped by the police for speeding Originally Posted by pickupkid

Yup this happened a couple of times or vehicle problems. Not problem on to the next provider

"Sorry for the ncns, but honestly I dropped my phone in the toilet!"

"Sorry I can't make our 6:30 because I have to go pay my insurance before they close at 7pm...then I'm just going home"

"Sorry, but my roommate is still here and she's crying uncontrollably about her missing dog. I hope you understand we have to go look for it..."

"I'm sorry, but I forgot today was the day I have my kids..."