Ladies just say yes to the micro penis

Alright been plenty of talk bout the BBC lets get a thread started bout those of us who are hung like pimples! So ladies tell us how you love us overweight out of shape micro penised guys that need Viagra and an oxygen tank for a session! I know everyone says size dont matter here i nthe hobby but come ladies tell the truth you love a penis that only goes about an inch inside ya. its all ya need you dont need some foot long dong thats just a waste.


P.S. yes this is sarcasm, yes i have a tiny dick yes im fat yes i need viagra but i posted this becasue why not ehh? Happy Monday perverts.

Yes

You have a great sense of humor which is a LOT more important to most of us than penis size.

Absolutely. I love that you posted this.

Viva la micropenis!!! I love the way it hits my g-spot!!!

'sup ladies

'sup ladies

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

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Hey after gaining 220 pounds over the last few years having a lot of bad medical problems born with something that resembles a penis only smaller, All i got left is a sense of humor. If i didnt have that i dont think i could be much of anything else.

Besides if you cant laugh at yourself and make others laugh that is going to be a very boring and depressing life. So laugh it up folks and lets have some fun.

Ha...great post!

Hey browski, DATY is the great equalizer! Also there's an advantage to being chubby. A lady has never been properly eaten until she's been ate by a guy that loves to eat!!! Lol!!! Bringing chubby back!!!

my motto--I need a chubby hubby for my chunky monkey!

<<< so small that it disappears back into the fat pocket when soft. Looks like a turtle hiding in its shell. There is no "dangling death" cuz it ain't long enough. Not quite an innie but definitely not an outie. Get the picture?
Good thing Ben goes with me on every provider visit.

I too work with humor, humility, and out right appreciation for micro penis friendly gals. To the ladies that work at staying tight for those that need you most.. Thank you...

As a man of size I resemble this thread! As you know nothing grows in the shade including the subject of this post, also going for me is my age and ED! But I try to be sweet, enjoy DATY and always read the showcase and bring something that the lovely lady has mentioned she appreciates. It's the least I can do to show my thanks for their time.

I love men of all shapes and sizes. Attitude and being clean are two of the most important things to me.

I' there!

Finally! I'm glad you can own it....and for me...no lie...the average or semi hard cock sliding slowly in the cookie and a little teasing has never made made me cum quicker or harder...and if your kissing at the same time.....well then your an ATF ....best O ever....Yes we providers have atf's.....

Oy vey....😋😋😋

Don't believe the hype in porn!!!!!! No girl likes her liver stabbed over and over with circus cocks!!!! 😈😈😈