Trying to fuck someone out of your brain?!?!

Soooo... I know a lady in my real life that is off limits to me. She is a friend of my wife and she flirts with me and it drives me nuts... Has anyone else tried to find a provider who looks like their RW crush and tried to fuck them out of their minds?

Just tonight the friend of the wife was bragging about her mm boobs and said that they feel real... Then said to me "squeeze them, they feel awesome!".

She is killing me.
Let it go. No good can come from it.
sparrow1122's Avatar
Nothing like that happens to me in RL. Enjoy the flirting and attention. I would not act on it.
Hercules's Avatar
She is a friend of my wife and she flirts with me and it drives me nuts. Originally Posted by sirliamscross
If she's doing this in front of the wife (and the wife is ok with it). Then go for that threesome!!!!
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  • Tetas
  • 11-12-2014, 08:55 AM
Has anyone else tried to find a provider who looks like their RW crush and tried to fuck them out of their minds? Originally Posted by sirliamscross;1056021965/
Go for it!
Post a pic of the friend so we can help you find a pro that looks like her...
If she's doing this in front of the wife (and the wife is ok with it). Then go for that threesome!!!! Originally Posted by Hercules
All humor aside, Herc has it right. Some of the best threesome's I've been in started in very similar ways. If your wife is there when the offer to "feel" is made then give the SO the "raised eyebrow" and if no objection is provided "just do it". If nothing else, it may add a spark to your love life
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lucky dude for sure.
Sleepy363's Avatar
Send me her number. I'll feel them up all she wants.
I've already tried the threesome angle. Brick wall. My wife is cool to a point - but she literally told me that her friends are off limits. I just wanted to know if anyone has ever tried finding a look alike and did it work?

I figured with a provider I could tell her what I was up to and a little role play could ensue.
I haven't been this bothered since high school. I actually get a little jealous when she flirts with other guys. That's why I'm trying to get her out of my brain. No good can come of this.
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If you can find a provider like someone you lust for then it helps clear it from your mind. Ocassionally it can have the opposite effect.

Now if you can find a provider with similarities and who is willing to roleplay... thats when things get fun. For instance... trixxiepixie looks like someone I dated 15 years ago and if she and I roleplayed I could tell her some about this friend and tell her I want to roleplay calling her by name. This can make the sex intense and drive the provider crazy for you if you pop their hobby name off instead of the friends name about 15-20 min in. Driving the provider into intense orgasms from the ego boost that she fucked the fantasy out of your mind and your thinking of the moment.

Another option to get her off your mind is think of something that "could" disgust you about her... then always associate the sight of her with it... like her fucking one or both of your parents. Then its really out of your mind
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Sircross. this could be a test devised by your wife with her friend to see how you will handle it. Be very careful....it just might work out for you. ijs
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To answer your question “Has anyone else tried to find a provider who looks like their RW crush and tried to fuck them out of their minds?” Yes I have.

There was a woman in my office that I wanted to get with but that wasn’t ever going to happen. Then one day going through provider ads I spotted a provider who looked just like her. I stopped everything I was doing and made an appointment for that afternoon. When I arrived at her incall I told her why I picked her and that during our session I was going to call her ****, the name of the woman from the office. The provider thought it was fun and played along with me. From then on seeing **** around the office wasn’t a problem, I’d gotten it out of my system.
  • hd
  • 11-12-2014, 03:39 PM
Has anyone else tried to find a provider who looks like their RW crush and tried to fuck them out of their minds?


I do that quite often, but have to stop after the blisters on my hand break!
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Damn 6, I was hoping that the ending to your story was that the look alike provider turned out to be the office gal--now THAT would be crazy!!! But good anyway that it worked out.

Not to hijack but I seem to remember someone posting a while back about hooking up with a provider that turned out to be an ex of some sort when he got to incall. Can't remember the exact details. I did run across a former classmate who was working as a dancer--about 10 or so years after we were in school together. Was a little awkward for her at first but I told her the secret was safe with me. It was appreciated and got me some extra attention (without cost) on a few visits. But she moved on soon after and that was that.