So, I'm getting my teeth cleaned the other day and this cute blonde dental hygienist starts talking to me about a particular common activity in our everyday world.
Right as shes finishing up I remember I have a photo of such activity on my hobby phone so I pull the phone out of my pocket and show her the photo.
Not paying close enough attention to her, she takes the phone from my hand and starts complementing the photo.
On the inside I'm going " OHHH FUCK " but I'm just calmly listening to her talk as she looks at the photo trying to not show alarm. Suddenly, she starts to scroll my photos.
" Oh my " ! As she hands me my phone back.
Yep, first photo up is a full frontal nude of one of my favorite providers.
I'm still chuckling now !