CawkMaster69
New from ToyzIndustreez we are pleased to introduce CawkMaster69!CawkMaster69 is the next generation of wearable sexual technology, it gives you the ability to spot pussy you can rent, alerts on the right time to move on from that BBBJ, & can even tell if you are about to tap a dude…
Check out some of the advanced features of CM69 and tell us you don’t want one like yesterday?
· Trademarked “Lap Counter” sounds a 120 decibel alarm after 200 licks…cause face it, if she hasn’t cum by then she ain’t gonna
· Patent pending Wood Meter…gives off rapid “chirps” when your erection has reached sufficient rigidity to effect coital penetration
· “Rainbow Alert” Lets you know if you’re about to poke a dude by announcing “DANGER WILL ROBINSON!! DANGER!! (or whatever name you program in)
· “Remnants of Shrek”…has a “dried crusty spermizoid” meter to warn you of recent BB’ing activity
· “Its Moist” alert-coupled with the Wood Meter makes sure you slip in at the proper time
· “Pocket MOD Protector” Whispers to you “SNAAAKKKEEEE” if you are within 50’ of a Pocket MOD who might be pimping his Ho while you are on the prowl.
ACT NOW BECAUSE SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!
If you are one of the first 10 callers, we’ll throw in the valuable “HoSpotter” accessory at no additional cost!“HoSpotter” will advise you of when a Ho4Pay is within 10’.Your CawkMaster69 will start slowly saying “SHE-A-HO” as you get closer and closer…CM69 will get faster and faster…louder and louder as you approach until there is NO doubt that’s your girl…within 3’ CM69 will be on stun with “SHEAHO-SHEAHO-SHEAHO-SHEAHO” sounding out in splendid staccato….for an addition $5 you can also upgrade your CM69 HoSpotter with a pricing tool.So if shes within your end of the month budget, CM69 will sound off with “SHE-A-CHEAP-HO”…
What are you waiting for?!?!?You would expect to pay thousands of dollars for 9th generation technology of this magnitude!But for a LIMITED TIME you can get your own CawkMaster69 for the bargain basement price of $37.50!! YOU TOO can own your own invaluable CawkMaster69!Operators are standing by…(and they all Ho’s too…our CM69 told us so).
