Our very own moderator (moderatrix?) is the eccie Provider Of the Day, in celebration of which I offer this limerick.
Elisabeth is today’s P-O-D!
Most deservedly so for she
Is so lusty and louche
As she twitches her tush
And bewitches the pants off me.
I'll be over to ... tuck you in as soon as I slip into my Sansabelts.
Monk