How much would you require to become a full time personal erotic assistant

loverlove17's Avatar
Let's say your favorite client approached you with the following proposal.

The job:
Erotic personal assistant

Term: One year
8:00-5:00, Monday - Friday
Three weeks paid time off
Paid medical, dental, vision
Salary: ? You tell us

Duties
Morning and afternoon non-MSOG session
Setting up our other hooker appointments
Participating in one GoG doubles appointment per week
Ordering lunch
Grabbing the mail
Picking up dry cleaning once oer week
Picking up groceries once per week
Sitting around nude or in negligée being bored while reading or watching TV most of the time
Picking up after yourself and not being a slob
Remembering this is a job, your an employee, and therefore keeping it professional

What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife

Pros:
Only fucking one old fat guy instead of 200+ different ones
Not dealing with screening clients
Not being scared who will come through the motel door
Not worrying about a LEO busts
Safe clean friendly environment

Cons:
Unsure term past one year. Could be more than one, but who knows
Treating it like a job and showing up on time. If you didn't, you'd get fired
Precious_b's Avatar
I think a smart one would pass.
Are you real? Wtf?! I have seen some stupid mfing threads but three in a row, that's a record.
Who you calling a fat old man?
Who would want one?

That's the whole reason for this hobby. We don't want just ONE.

Varity is the spice of life!

If you want a full time erotic assistant just get a girlfriend.

If you want a full time erotic assistant just get a girlfriend. Originally Posted by liplover
Exactly.
Audreyg's Avatar
Hmm 5 million upfront. I would also take some assets, such as a house in my name.
Hmm 5 million upfront. I would also take some assets, such as a house in my name. Originally Posted by Audreyg
Would you trim the dog's nails too?
jl11's Avatar
  • jl11
  • 12-15-2017, 06:21 PM
Better question is why attractive women turn to prostitution when they can surely be well taken care of by a man with money. Oh that’s right, as Al Bundy said, “ only women understand each other and they hate each other”.
5 million is a rip off. At $350 an hour for 24 hours a day times 365 equals $3,066,000. And for the multi hour discount please just make it an even 3 mil. But me thinks your response was in jest, lol. Ask a dumb question and get crazy responses, lol.
Better question is why attractive women turn to prostitution when they can surely be well taken care of by a man with money. Oh that’s right, as Al Bundy said, “ only women understand each other and they hate each other”. Originally Posted by jl11
In today's society, it is hard to find a "Man with money", to "Keep" up 1 woman financially with no permanent strings attached.

A woman turns to prostitution for different avenues and reasons in her life.

There is no set or correct answer..However I feel like if the right man came into my life, I could just walk away from this life, light a match and burn down my Hobby World relationship with people.

Sooo, with that being said, please enlighten me as to where these "Men with money reside", LOL

M.M.
annie@christophers's Avatar
I'd personally rather set myself on fire after being peeled and rolled in salt. Lmaof.. MERRY Xmas all!!

XXOO annie
playwithkate's Avatar
No amount of money. If an attractive women with money isn't married or settled down it is because she does not want to be.