Let's say your favorite client approached you with the following proposal.
The job:
Erotic personal assistant
Term: One year
8:00-5:00, Monday - Friday
Three weeks paid time off
Paid medical, dental, vision
Salary: ? You tell us
Duties
Morning and afternoon non-MSOG session
Setting up our other hooker appointments
Participating in one GoG doubles appointment per week
Ordering lunch
Grabbing the mail
Picking up dry cleaning once oer week
Picking up groceries once per week
Sitting around nude or in negligée being bored while reading or watching TV most of the time
Picking up after yourself and not being a slob
Remembering this is a job, your an employee, and therefore keeping it professional
What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife
Pros:
Only fucking one old fat guy instead of 200+ different ones
Not dealing with screening clients
Not being scared who will come through the motel door
Not worrying about a LEO busts
Safe clean friendly environment
Cons:
Unsure term past one year. Could be more than one, but who knows
Treating it like a job and showing up on time. If you didn't, you'd get fired