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Tonight Trumpys attempt to steal Earth's moon. They have tried to color the well known satellite of Earth by coloring it red, then look at us with their stupid doe eyed look while saying, "who? Us?"
After story of 2000 mules shown to be worthless, this last desperate attempt to salvage some scrap of dignity, mass suicides continue across US..
When asked for comment,
Trump looked up from Putin's lap, gulped, smiled, swallowed,and said, "I love the uneducated and the stupid." Putin then grabbed the orange mop of hair (which promptly came off in his hand), transferred his hands to Trump's ears, and said, "More." He then slapped Trump upside the head and told him to lay off the pancake makeup. As she sat watching with a bored look on her face, Melania asked how many times would she have to watch? Putin grabbed the top of his own head, pulled off his own mask revealing George Soros' smiling face, saying "as many times as it takes".
At this point, all Trumpy men involved in Moon coloring sceme have been stripped naked, allowed to have sex with each other before Trumpy women cut their junk off with dull knives, and sucked non-Trumpy dicks. The women could be heard (at least this is what we think could be, tough to tell with their mouths filled)thanking the news crew for releasing them. Multiple phone numbers were seen to be exchanged. The women were seen to be high fiving each other.
We have been told the women would be injected with HIV and given to Russian troops as a gift from "Putin".
OAN declined to show video because it wasn't far enough out in right field to be credible to Trumpys although it is trending on Truth Social.
Moon is already returning to normal color. After bowing and slamming their heads on the ground, Trumpys admitted they had funded the attempt. The real Donald Trump, laughing due to the cash haul, started laughing untill his mouth was refilled by the next guy in line of hundreds of high dollar campaign contributors.
More tomorrow.

In the mean time, Biden is still an old, stupid, inept, lying, corrupt, pathetic piece of shit.

That is fact, not a fantasy originating from the OP’s mind.

... No doubt HE believes the Biden government is doing well.
He surely believes everything they tell him.

#### Salty

I’m not very skeptical that this is Munchie posting while drinking again.

vs is rambling. his monologue has no form nor sense.


looks like he is drinking. tsk tsk tsk.

In the mean time, Biden is still an old, stupid, inept, lying, corrupt, pathetic piece of shit.

That is fact, not a fantasy originating from the OP’s mind. Originally Posted by Jackie S

... No doubt HE believes the Biden government is doing well.
He surely believes everything they tell him.

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

vs is rambling. his monologue has no form nor sense.


looks like he is drinking. tsk tsk tsk. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

vs is rambling. his monologue has no form nor sense.


looks like he is drinking. tsk tsk tsk. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

You can see someone drinking online?

You’re gifted, bubba. Maybe use that gift to straighten out your backwoods writing skills.