#1) Provider's grandma.
those bitches die atleast 3 times a week !
To paraphrase Julius Ceaser
A providers grandma dies a million deaths, a hobbyists but only 1
Obviously I'm an idiot because I don't get it like these clever ladies. Explain? Originally Posted by russellevansIt is known that when a provider can't keep an appointment due to laziness, double booking, and "insert other reason for unprofessionalism here" the GOTO excuse is that their grandmother is sick/dying/dead. Not only does this provide and excuse and attempt to make them look like a person who values their family bonds... but they get to play victim if the monger questions it in the slightest because "how dare they think they are more important than thier dear sweet nana!"