Whats your worst Valentines Date?

Whats your worst Valentines Date? Here's mine.

A few years ago a date took me out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. When the check came, he reached in his pocket and pulled out three rolls of quarters, and a roll of dimes. Then, he started to break them all open and count them right there on the table. How freakin embarassing. LOL. It wasnt funny then. When the waiter came back, he was just as pissed as I was. He had to get a busboy to come over and help him carry the change to the register. He said his reason was, ‘I wanted to get rid of it.’ Talk about CHUMP CHANGE!! LOL
That made me feel real special.

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!

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Whats your worst Valentines Date? Here's mine.

A few years ago a date took me out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. When the check came, he reached in his pocket and pulled out three rolls of quarters, and a roll of dimes. Then, he started to break them all open and count them right there on the table. How freakin embarassing. LOL. It wasnt funny then. When the waiter came back, he was just as pissed as I was. He had to get a busboy to come over and help him carry the change to the register. He said his reason was, ‘I wanted to get rid of it.’ Talk about CHUMP CHANGE!! LOL
That made me feel real special.

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!
Originally Posted by HAZEL956

I had a sack full of change I was going to bring to our next appointment Hazel, but after reading this I'm thinking maybe I shouls just bring cash.
LOL. I can always give the quarters to my loving bride.
I wish I could have seen the look on your face when that happened.

Every year is the worst for me because I am always offshore on that day and the only satisfaction I have is to close my eyes and jack off. At least I get to think of Hazel this year.

Hazel, I have a roll of quarters in my pocket for y...... oh wait thats not a roll of quarters.....

Nevermind.

Sympy.

one year, my gf of 2+ years decided that we needed to hold things off, a week before our valentines date, i had actually bought all kinds of things for our date, but she broke up with me, after the week was over, so..she never got them. she was mad cuz she told me, don't expect to get anything tonight, its suppose to be a romantic night...I said, exactly...if theres any night where I get some...its this night.

I had a girlfriend that told me at the beginning of our relationship, that in the past, she spent valentines day with her mother and grandmother since she didn't have a boyfriend. After a couple of years, we still hadn't spent valentines day together. Do you think she was trying to tell me something?

I can't remember Valentine's Day ever being that great. I shell out for flowers, candy, lunch or dinner. I don't get anything, including getting laid. I guess they are all tied for worst.

i have not bought flowers in twenty years, this year i will buy some and will get the fucking of a lifetime for them, now if only my wife would do that I woiuld be happy..................

Hazel, I knew you looked familiar....

Don't celebrate valentines day, b-days, thanksgiving, x-mas ect. Well at least I don't have to deal with all the BS that comes with the holidays. And at the end of the day that leaves more $$ for play time!

I was suppose to have a threesome wit my ex on that day for my bday. Instead got a rude awaking.

Whats your worst Valentines Date? Here's mine.

A few years ago a date took me out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. When the check came, he reached in his pocket and pulled out three rolls of quarters, and a roll of dimes. Then, he started to break them all open and count them right there on the table. How freakin embarassing. LOL. It wasnt funny then. When the waiter came back, he was just as pissed as I was. He had to get a busboy to come over and help him carry the change to the register. He said his reason was, ‘I wanted to get rid of it.’ Talk about CHUMP CHANGE!! LOL
That made me feel real special.

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!
Originally Posted by HAZEL956

Hazel, that is just too funny. Even though that was your worst valentine it was probably that guys best since he was out with you Have a happy valentines day

worst....this guy i dated would take his mom along w/ us for valentines dinner. Surprisingly enough...the best v day gifts/dates have been from the wonderful gents I've met through here and aspd. You guys def know how to treat a lady right!