Avast, ye scurvy scum

Arrrrrr.

I wouldn't mind plundering that booty.

Scurvy? That's why I make citrus a part of my daily diet.

Come on now, folks, doesn't anyone else celebrate talk like a pirate day anymore?

Me ship be run aground in Houston while the Wench is on shore leave. ($urgery doesn't translate to pirate speak well...aaarrgghh)

From the US Navy facebook feed:

"Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." We highly recommend that you DO NOT talk like a pirate..."

Maybe the Navy just needs some recreational booty. Killjoys...