This, in my opinion, is the lamest & probably most used excuse for providers not returning calls/texts.
Let me say for the record that I dropped my phone in a glass of water one time; dried it off as best I could; and in 15 minutes it was working again.
The latest excuse I got was "Sorry, I couldn't get back to you because my phone got wet in the rain."
REALLY?
There are lots of legit reasons for not being able to get back to someone, and tons of lame ones.
But ladies, please use your imagination occasionally and entertain us with something original. And you might even sprinkle in the truth every now and then.