Screening alert

I was just screened by a provider who told me I should check my alerts. How do I check what’s written about me?

You can't. It's usually info ladies share about you in the powder room.

Stop being such a grinch at Christmas and maybe people would respect you more jolly fat man.

I’m STILL awaiting my GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip from 1973. That’s 45 fuckin’ years dude.

No wonder bitches be hatin’ on you in the powder room.