Whadjewcallme?

This has already been asked I'm certain, but I'm too lazy to search..If you were a porn star what would your alias be named? I know mines would be Rodney Dangerfuk.....and my signature would be my eyes bulging out during orgasms...might have been too much insight there

>passes microphone<

I got nothing but thanks for the fucked visual

Why, cause you get no respect? Haha! I've never thought about this, but if I was Asian I'd go with Long Duk Dong (name that movie) but I'm not, so.... I don't know, would probably go with something that's a play on Hollywood icons like Cock Hudson or Arnold Suxxvagina.

16 Candles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjh3TxOHCxE

There was a "what would your porn name be?" meme that said you should use the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name as your last name.

I kid you not, I would be Romeo Grandstaff.

id be cinnamon laney

Living Legend.

Prolongus...?
Heck, I thought the names here WERE porn names...

Prolongus...?
Heck, I thought the names here WERE porn names... Originally Posted by Prolongus

+1. That's why I'm Barry McCockinner

Prolongus...?
Heck, I thought the names here WERE porn names... Originally Posted by Prolongus

Bahaha prob why mines is the way it is...see I thought It was a user name. So it was either cumdumpster (one of my fav words) or usernam&erfame. Or ride for free knows this one AlltghtAllnght. No pro..I could see you as a humpfree homart....with all do respect

Off subject I need to ask a question.............

If a half pint makes you half tight does a whole pint make your hole tight?

Bahaha prob why mines is the way it is...see I thought It was a user name. So it was either cumdumpster (one of my fav words) or usernam&erfame. Or ride for free knows this one AlltghtAllnght. No pro..I could see you as a humpfree homart....with all do respect Originally Posted by CD3

Hahaha love it! Hey, should I ever have to dispose of "Prolongus" do I have your permission to use Humpfree Homart? Priceless...

I can't believe Hung Solo isn't already on here.

Hahaha love it! Hey, should I ever have to dispose of "Prolongus" do I have your permission to use Humpfree Homart? Priceless... Originally Posted by Prolongus

Frankly my dear.....wait...that's not right...

But of course ol chap. That ones specially for you. Straight from the mind of yours truly. When I win a PGA tourn you are ganna have one hellovaah story to tell about the "lanky chick that has a shaved head and hits like a man deemed me ________ ________. " golf digest will kill for that story.