A joke I heard

A wife comes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman. She is furious.
"Hun, just let me explain." He says
"Fine, but that will be the last time you talk to me" She replies.

"I was driving home and I saw this homeless girl on the street. I decided to do something good and picked her up to get her something to eat." He explains. "On the way to get her something to eat I remember that there was still the pasta I made you in the refrigerator, because you refused to eat it, because you were worried it would make you fat. So I took her home to eat that. While she was eating I went to was her clothes, and realized that her clothes were filthy. I remembered the dress I bought you, that you refused to wear because the lady at the office had the same dress, so I gave it to her. Her shoes were taped together, and I remembered that you have 50 pairs of sneakers that you never wear so I gave her a pair. We were getting ready to leave, and she asked me,
"Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use that I can have?"....."

Classic

Is someone talking about my life again???

No, mine!

Good one!