A Greek Problem

I had a situation a few days ago and am not sure what to make of it. I was in the mood for some 'ass'. I surfed the Backpage and found a provider who was attactive, lived within reasonable driving distance, was reasonably priced, and openly advertised greek on her menu. I called and we set a date. I arrived, and everything was cool, she was friendly enough, we get the donation situation out of the way. Just to be sure, I ask her if greek is on the menu and she says sure. She then asks me to get comfortable. After some 'ministrations' on her part, Johnny is at full attention. At this point she tells me that I'm too big and greek is now OFF tje menu. Too big ?? I've seen porn and I realy dont call myself that big, but then I guess beauty/size is in the eye of the be-fucker. Since 'no' means 'no', and I always respect the rules layed down by the provider, we engage in other acronyms. I couldn't realy call it a toftt experience as I did have a climax doing something else that I liked just as much, however, I didn't post a review because It was initialy understood what I was there for and it didn't happen. Also, this is not an isolated incident for me.

Should I post a thread in the ISO forum? I can just see it now:

Wanted: Provider with huge, or well-stretched, asshole. If you have the Grand Canyon between your ass-cheeks, give me a call!

LMAO.

Realy, I'm not that big. Help! Suggestions? ... Offers?? :-)

Jenna Tailya can accomodate you, just be nice to her.

You can buy a set of three different size butt plugs which the girl can use to "condition" herself for anal activity. Works quite well actually.

never been to Greece but willing to try it. the only provider i asked says i'me way too big so i didn't force the issue either. been waiting for someone that i'me with that thinks they can handle it to ask.

Its not that you were too big, its that she did not want to go there.

Most of the time when I am doing Greek, the provider will ask me if I am in yet?

What do you think that means?

OFF :-)

never been to Greece but willing to try it. the only provider i asked says i'me way too big so i didn't force the issue either. been waiting for someone that i'me with that thinks they can handle it to ask. Originally Posted by flexywun

better get a real comfortable chair, you will be waiting a while

lol. i get the point. fortunately, there's plenty to entertain with in the meantime.

is this the thread where i brag about my dick being big?

is this the thread where i brag about my dick being big? Originally Posted by drez63

Hahaha

.. forget Greece I give ladies trips to Uranus.

is this the thread where i brag about my dick being big? Originally Posted by drez63

Yep, tell us all about it!

OFF :-)

I was with a girl one (name withheld because I don't want to start a mess), but she advertised greek, advertised that she really enjoyed it, advertised that she enjoyed it SO much that she didn't even have an upcharge for it. Her rate was $$ and that was one of the only girls that I could find at the given rate that didn't upcharge for Greek. So I saw her SPECIFICALLY because I wanted greek. I got to her incall, we got going into the session ok other than the dog that kept trying to jump up on the bed and kept yapping the whole time. When I got ready to slide into position for greek, she told me that she "wasn't in the mood". I was thinking WTF? This was a girl that had went on about how much she liked greek yet when I tried she "wasn't in the mood". It totally turned me off and the rest of the session was downhill.

In the provider manual, there must be a section of useful phrases to avoid activities you do not like.
"I love greek, but sweetie you are just too big" has got to be on page one
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In the provider manual, there must be a section of useful phrases to avoid activities you do not like.
"I love greek, but sweetie you are just too big" has got to be on page one
. Originally Posted by monkmonk

Got that excuse the first time I considered venturing to the Greek Isles.

You know, after reading many reviews, it just seems like the "your too big for me" comment is used quite a bit. Just saying...