WHY IS THIS BOARD SOOOOO DEAD LATELY FOR FUN??

WHERE DID ALL THE FUN PEOPLE GO?? THE BOARD USED TO HAVE JUST ENOUGH CHARACTERS TO KEEP ME LAUGHING MOST OF THE DAY....

NOW DEAD!!
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??

M.M.

Been thinking the same thing. Seems like 90 percent quiet then 10 percent intense shit stirring. Lol

Summertime.....everything slows down.

When you log on and nothing has changed in 2-3 hours it makes for a long boring day!

I couldn't agree more! We need more fun, more SEX, less drama, MORE SEX, and WAY MORE FUN and a HELLUVA LOT MORE SEX.

Did I mention SEX?

I agree................

because we are too busy having sex ...

^

That would hit the spot Dallas. How about you and P?

Okay what is the funniest thing that ever happened to you on a date?

woohooo I luv me some P...need it again!!

funniest:
I was hot n heavy riding a gents face when the headboard crashed us on us....but the funny part was that he said "Don't worry,it is my moms bed".....WTF???....He was a 65 year old bachelor who had lived with his parents all his life till they died and it was her old room! Gawd I hope she did not die in it! LOL

Ready for some action myself!! I have gotten some really awesome SEX lately, so I am good in that department...
WHY NOT MAKE THIS A PARTY...?? I WILL BRING THE BOOZE...

I might buy a hot tub or pool for the new place....and then we can all party!!

M.M.

Mine was scary and funny at them same time. I was on the way to a provider's incall site out in the woods and i turm down her street. Well three staties get right in my ass and stick with me all the way down the street. So I just casually turn off a side street and they pass me by. So I go back to providers site and turn down her drive way and no one's there. I am actually a couple of minutes late and no one's there. Then a statie turns down the drive and I am thinking fuck it's a setup. The state hollars at me asking if thus is a so and so facility? I politely say no and direct him up the street. My company has a facility just up the street and he saw a company bumper sticker on my car so followed me around hoping I was going there. Lol He drives off and I am sitting there wanting to laugh but also ttrying to get my pulse down. I took the sticker off my car right then. Lol

This board seems boring to me. Since I have been around, not that long, never really been that fun or exciting. Some BS now and then but not interesting or fun. I tend to read national boards more.
Nothing really worth mentioning on the funny part, have had sex in public while others watched at an outdoor concert once, not funny but fun. Did not realize others were watching until I finished, we were under a blanket and going real slow. Afterwards, people clapped, about three guys clapped. She was embarassed, not a paid date but an old girlfriend.

TVOn a bike going bout 75 down highway. On way to sturgis. Ummm..yes very tricky. Must be 20 something and with a very capable man. Lol xoxo annie

Okay what is the funniest thing that ever happened to you on a date? Originally Posted by OldGent

The chick's dog pissed on my underwear that was on the floor while we were on the bed. I noticed when I grabbed them after we finished. Wonderful. Funny now, not so funny then. (Well there were two chicks actually, but only one was available for fucking. Rag issues.)

The whole story is kind of fucked up, but pretty long. And this thread is about how BORING it's been on here. Hence, the condensed version.

Really, I have too many "funny" or "fucked up" things to choose from. This was just off of the top of my head.