Before you lefties say one stupid thing after another;
This is satire
This is five hours after the event happened which is better than the two hours after the high school shooting that the gun control people waited.
A bridge kills people at a university. Something must be done. We could look at building standards, code violations, and even alternatives like an underground tunnel to get to the other side of the highway but the easy and cheap solution (though not really useful) is to ban foot bridges. They're just too dangerous to be allowed on campus or even near a campus.
What say ye?