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1st. To the undercutting cunt blockers.
Thank you for be being afraid of losing a regular, or potential income, by calling a trick as soon as you receive a pre-screening request from a rival. Not only do you make us tricks feel good by feinting interest in us, but you ask if we would like to procure the same poon that drew us in in the 1st place..... but at a discount. "Why?" We might ask. "Because I like spending time with you." You reply without skipping a beat. 90% of us know it's a lie, but don't care since some will want to believe it. Others will see the opportunity for what it is.... A cheaper fuck. You willing throw that "I'm no cheap slut" pride out the window when the fear of not affording that new Louie V bag appears.
To the cheap deal taking tricks.
For thinking with your dicks when the fearful whore blows up your hobby phone. Yeah, you could fuck that new FOTM ho that got twelve reviews in eight days, but why. Really. Why. Last months FOTM just called & offered you ESL class taking Agency prices on her 2nd generation American born Honduran accent with new man-made ass & titties body. Plus she threw in a kicker. Greek. How could you not pass it. I wouldn't blame you. It's vetted & verified "BY YOU" snatch.
Which leads us to the "Only for you" sluts.
I thank nearly in the same regards as "the cunt blockers". Because if she hadn't of undercut you for "the cheap deal taking trick" you wouldn't be calling/texting me. It matters not that you sent the same text or made the same call to five others. It only matters now you called me with an even donation lower request than "the cunt blocker" offered. I swear it's like hearing Oprah say....
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You get CAR. You get a CAR. & you..... YOU GET A CAR!!!
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So in the end I just want to thank all you shallow minded, quick to react, fearful, non thinkers of bringing it all back to the median.
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