Quickie in the
Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.
Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for
a
hundred years,
> when
> when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with
a
single gesture,
brings
brings
the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes , the two return, out of breath
and laughing..
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
left, would you care to
do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies,
'Oh, yes, let's!
But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the
pigeon down and you
shit on its head.'
----------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
