What about the guy who took his johnson out and the girl he picked up at the bar said "Who do you expect to please with that?" His reply "Me."
Then there was the guy who ran into his ex-gf at the bar with her new bf. He asked the new bf "How do you like that used pussy?" The new bf replied "It's great once you get past the used part."
Those two are so old I kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard them!!!